Comments for "Escaped chimp disarms zookeeper" Video at VideoSift.com

By BillOreilly

BillOreilly (http://www.videosift.com/member/BillOreilly) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:10:45 -0700

haha, that chimp is well versed in gorilla warfare

By syncron

syncron (http://www.videosift.com/member/syncron) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:17:12 -0700

So how did they not think of the banana in the first place?

By Razor

Razor (http://www.videosift.com/member/Razor) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:04:17 -0700

Upvote for scared zookeeper person at 0:55 =D

By choggie

choggie (http://www.videosift.com/member/choggie) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:35:24 -0700

No shit syncron, all Ichiro wanted was some grub and a chill....He was however, up for whatever the fuck, "Fuck you, I'm outta the cage, BITCH!!!....silly humans-

By djsunkid

djsunkid (http://djsunkid.videosift.com) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:14:54 -0700

You might be laughing at the scared zookeeper, but that just shows that you have no idea how bad a chimp would fuck you up. They break your thumbs first, then they go for the eyes and/or genitals. They are twice as strong as you and faster than a kung fu master. And they have no remorse. That guy was scared because he knows better.

By Sarzy

Sarzy (http://sarzy.videosift.com) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:11:21 -0700

The uprising has begun!

By thinker247

thinker247 (http://www.videosift.com/member/thinker247) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:06:00 -0700

Get back in your cage Sarzy! ...You want a banana?

>> ^Sarzy:
The uprising has begun!

By Payback

Payback (http://www.videosift.com/member/Payback) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 16:12:03 -0700

Oh, the world has gone to shit now that Charlton Heston is no longer here to keep the damn dirty apes at bay!

By Payback

Payback (http://www.videosift.com/member/Payback) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 16:18:36 -0700

>> ^Razor:
Upvote for scared zookeeper person at 0:55 =D

That cute little chimp can hit harder than Mike Tyson and bite off a lot more important parts than your ear before you can scream "HELP!"

By AnimalsForCrackers

AnimalsForCrackers (http://www.videosift.com/member/AnimalsForCrackers) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:22:09 -0700

This would be so much better with some Donkey Kong music/sound effects.

By Razor

Razor (http://www.videosift.com/member/Razor) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:37:01 -0700

Not saying he didn't have a reason to be scared, just funny, that's all =P

By laura

laura (http://laura.videosift.com) — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 20:31:48 -0700

allow me to translate what he says at :30 sec ...
"kiss my monkey ass you stupid hairless humanoids!"

By grinter

grinter (http://www.videosift.com/member/grinter) — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 18:02:12 -0700

If it isn't cool to link to self link to a pqueue video, than ignore this... but here is similar situation, set-up for comedic effect.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Man-in-Monkey-Suit-Vs-Gorilla
"Monkey with a gun".

By alien_concept

alien_concept (http://www.videosift.com/member/alien_concept) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 13:47:07 -0700

*dead

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 13:47:07 -0700

This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by alien_concept.

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 01:26:45 -0800

Awarding thinker247 with one star point for fixing this video's dead embed code.

By syncron

syncron (http://www.videosift.com/member/syncron) — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:45:27 -0800

*dead again

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:45:28 -0800

This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by syncron.