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The conductor on this train to Amsterdam leaves her announcement microphone on. Story here if you speak ... whatever that article is written in.
Contains sexual sounds and a free ticket to the job centre.
Contains sexual sounds and a free ticket to the job centre.
She wasn't masturbating. I just don't make any noise.
And I mean no offence, Quboid, but:
"Masterbation", n.
1. A common mispelling of "masturbation" used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin' Park.
"Masterbating" is for pre-pubescent morons who don't know what "masturbation" is.
2. A karate teacher named Bation.
"Thank you for calming me down Master Bation!"
I wouldn't worry. This conductor knows how to cheer herself up
Astonishment aboard a train a few days ago that was on the trip between the cities of Zwolle and Leeuwarden, the Netherlands. The passengers were surprised by the announcement which was, to say the least erotic, from the loudspeakers.
The driver of the train, during a full-on masturbation session, had forgotten to turn off the microphone. Suddenly, loudspeakers interposed, travelers were able to hear a live orgasm on the railway. A pure moment of happiness and laughter. All could not believe their ears.
The thirty minute-long session could now be shared with all would-be passengers when a little voyeur had the indecency -- the villain! -- to record the moment and post it on the most famous of video-trading websites, Youtube. At full steam ahead!
http://www.videosift.com/video/Amsterdam-The-Bicycling-Capitol-of-Europe
If you want to see the red side Amsterdam, check this:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Bomb-the-Bass-ft-Paul-Conboy-So-Special
I wonder what people's reactions would have been if the conductor was male...
It probably wouldn't have been as big of a deal since they would have only had to listen to it for two minutes.
...and I mean, 30 minutes? Please. No one went to the door of the "conductor's cabin" and knocked? 30 minutes?
That's a funny prank, though.Oh yeah, I'm good.
She got off the train before the passengers.
http://www.mjuks.nl/video.php?f=195
They had a key to open a door to reach the intercom, were a bit scared but they did it anyway and played the porn tape near the intercom.
Here are the naughty NHL prank students talking about their stunt (in Dutch):
http://www.mjuks.nl/video.php?f=195
They had a key to open a door to reach the intercom, were a bit scared but they did it anyway and played the porn tape near the intercom.
That's what I figured happened. Try as you might, kronos, we all know you're still a virgin.
Ahh, I wish I could've been there, if only to see her face when she came out of the cabin and someone said "By the way.."
Kinda reminds me of the producers.
"Even though we're sitting down, We're giving you a STANDING ovation!"
*Cross Legs*